THINK YOUR HAVING A BAD DAY ?

So I'm at work and I get a text to check out this website . . . fmylife.com, the entire website is made up of short blurbs about peoples' terrible experiences. So if you think your having a bad day go visit this site and I'm sure you will reconsider.

Heres a few examples :

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  Today, I went to dinner with my friend and his family. I went to the men's room at the same time as his father, and as we peed next to each other in adjacent urinals the father looked over at me and said "Don't worry, I've seen smaller." FML
  
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  Today, I received my passport in the mail. They got my birthdate wrong. Then I picked up my birth certificate that I had sent in with the application. Turns out my parents have been celebrating my birthday on the wrong day for 16 years. FML
  
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  Today, this really attractive woman that I've known for years told me that when I can have sex with her standing up, she'll have sex with me. I'm confined to a wheelchair. FML